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Hello, my name is [NAME HERE]! MY VITALS-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Home town: I don't have a home town. I was born in a rainbow that dumped me into a pot of gold, where I stayed until a magic pixie whisked me away before the evil leprechaun overlord returned to take his gold and eat my delicious, newborn face with some tabasco sauce. They really are a shower of bastards. Location: Inside your closest maternal relative. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MORE ABOUT ME... I joined this wiki because: Wait, what? I didn't join this wiki. This wiki joined me. The best word to describe me is: ..lucid? Interests: Not dying. Favorite movies: Any unintentional comedy (Street Fighter the Movie or anything with Stephen Seagal). Favorite TV shows: Comedic/science-fictiony/crimey things. My hero(es): Captain Hero. My superpower is: A heightened sense of taste. If I could live anywhere, it would be: Inside a Snickers bar. My dream job(s): Overlord of the Milky Way. Though, I'd change the name to something more badass, like The Spiral of Everlasting Torment, Pain and Cake. What else you should know about me: You already know too much. And knowing is half the battle. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SAY HELLO! Leave me a comment below, or send me a private message or compliment!
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