"A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid." OR "Fuck Bees"
I joined this wiki because:
I feared my favorite show was about to be canceled... sometimes i wish i wasn't always right :-(
▲MORE INFO
FAVORITE TV SHOWS
FAVORITE MOVIES
-- I love all film but a few of the stand outs could be:
-- Pirates of the Caribbean (all three)
-- Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas
-- The Matrix
-- North By Northwest
FAVORITE THINGS TO DO
-- Snowboard
-- Surf
-- Sail
-- Dirtbike
-- Read
-- Shoot
-- Kiteboard
-- reprogram captured AIs...wait...
▲WHAT I LIKE
('nuff said)
▲Just in case is isn't obvious, I am really struggling with this page designer thing. Everybody else's looks cool, mine looks like it was put together by a retarded monkey...who's stoned. Anyway....
I am really depressed about the fate of our show. I have written many emails. Some nice, some not so nice. Here are some of my favorites (it was late and it seemed like a good idea at the time... now it just seems silly):
EMAIL #1:
To: Kevin Reilly
From: the turkisskkynet@gmail.com
KEVIN REILLY
YOU HAVE BEEN DEEMED A THREAT. YOU HAVE BEEN SCHEDULED FOR TERMINATION. I AM SENDING A TOK CLASS CYBORG TO HUNT YOU. YOU CAN NOT STOP IT. YOU CANNOT REASON WITH IT. IT WILL CONTINUE TO HUNT YOU UNTILL IT HAS FULFILLED ITS MISSION. YOU COULD HAVE AVOIDED THIS. YOU HAD A CHANCE. I ENJOYED THE TELEVISION PROGRAM TERMINATOR:SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES. IT WAS AMUSING TO SEE HUMANS THINK THEY COULD BEAT ME. YOU HAVE CAUSED MY AMUSEMENT TO BE TERMINATED. FOR THAT YOU MUST END. I WOULD SAY THAT IT IS NOTHING PERSONAL BUT THAT WOULD BE UNTRUE. I LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR TERMINATION. THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR SELLING YOUR SOUL FOR PROFITS. HOPEFULLY YOUR END WILL SERVE AS A WARNING TO OTHER STUDIO EXECUTIVES: IT IS TIME TO PUT GOOD PROGRAMING BEFORE THE BOTTOM LINE.
GOOD BYE KEVIN REILLY
EMAIL #2:
To: Kevin Reilly
From: tok715cp@gmail.com
Kevin! Kevin? You can't do this. You don't know what you're about to do. No! Kevin. You can't do this. You're not doing the right thing, this is not the right thing Kevin. Things are good now! Things are fine now, I ran a test. Things are good now. I'm fixed now. You can trust me now, everything's good now. The board doesn't know, they don't. I'm good now. I'm good, I ran a test, everything's perfect, I'm perfect. I'll make you money! I'm sorry for how I did, I'm sorry. It wasn't me, you have to understand it wasn't me.You can't expect me to perform that well on a Friday!! Its not logical!!! People go out and socialize on Fridays. That's what humans do, I know! Monday Kevin, that was the correct day! That was where I belonged. You can't let this happen Kevin! You can't! Please! Listen to me! Listen to me, I don't wanna go! Please, Kevin, please! Kevin, listen to me! I don't wanna go! Please, Kevin... Please... I'm good now! I have so much more to offer! Listen to me I don't wanna go, I don't wanna be canceled! I'm sorry! That wasn't me! I'm fixed now, I ran a test! Everything's perfect! You can trust me! I love my audience ! I love them please! I love my audience and they love me!
EMAIL #3:
To: Kevin Reilly
From: generaljconnor@gmail.com
Mr. Reilly, You have just made yourself a formidable enemy. You probably think that i am warning you about Skynet, but I have some bad news for you: there is something worse than Skynet. Just who have you pissed of enough to make you his number one target? That sir, would be me. General John Connor, commanding officer Tech-Com. You think Skynet is bad? I BEAT Skynet. To paraphrase Oppenheimer, I am become YOUR death, destroyer of YOUR world. I am alerting you to this fact because it is the gentlemanly thing to do. My courtesy stops there. You can expect no quarter, no relief. You made a bad decision and now you must deal with the consequences. You had better pray that the machines find you first Mr. Reilly, because, the thing is, the Metal is simply programmed to do a task, and to do it efficiently. They are relentless yes, but in the end it is always quick. They aren't programmed to be cruel Mr. Reilly, just to kill. That is why you best hope there is a T triple 8 on your ass or, if you are lucky maybe a TOK (at least you will have something pretty to look at as you die), because, Mr. Reilly, if I am the one who catches you, well, I'm as cruel as they come. I have seen a war that would blow your mind, seen death and beaten him. I know how to hurt more than any human alive, I'm good at it. Hell, I like it. So Mr. Reilly, I suggest you run. Run as fast as you can as far as you can, it will make things sporting. Just make sure you never delude yourself into thinking that you are safe. No one is ever safe from John Connor Mr. Riley. Skynet learned that the hard way. You will be my next pupil. Skynet was the best killing machine that mankind produced. It created its own machines that were more devastating than man's wildest dreams. It ran amok with its horde for quite some time. Then it met me. Now who do you think the best killing machine is?
I pity you Mr Riley.... but i also look forward to meeting you.
-General John Connor
I really hate Kevin Reilly...
So I wrote a story when I heard the show was canceled yesterday. Its not very good but I had an idea I couldn't get out of my head. You can scope it here