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Made to be either funny, sarcastic, heartwarming, or offensive.
I haven't decided which one to go with yet.
I'll be putting up new content every few days, as long as my massive supply of genius creativity continues to flow.
December, 2009.
Cameron loved the winter. She loved it almost as much as she loved John. It's easier to track wounded humans when the snow illuminates their blood. She was outside, waiting for a bird to come by, when suddenly, she saw derek.
Now, Derek hadn't showered in awhile, and he'd spent most of his day eating away the pain of his lost love.
"LOLS, LOOK WUT TEH CAT DRAGGED IN," Said Cameron, in a calm tone.
Derek didn't say anything.
Derek tasered Cameron. The evil red light in Cameron's eyes went out, and that was the last she remembered.
TO BE CONTINUED.
A lonely day in pescadero.
I hope the terminators don't get me. They'll kill us all. The food was bad today. The security guards are pervs. The doctor is kinda cute, but the terminators are going to murder him in a few years, so I don't think our relationship will work out well. The walls keep staring at me. I broke my bed so I could attack the security camera. Now skynet can't see me, but I am getting a terrible knot in my back and it's hard to move.I can't go to the physical health doctor here, because he might be one of them. Kyle Reece told me that ozzy ozbourne wrote "Iron man" as a secret message to the resistance fighters. I'M NOT INSANE!!!!!! THEY CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE 4 EVA!!! U CAN'T STOP TEH SIGNAL!!! I've been eating paperclips so I can pick the locks on my handcuffs. It's easier if I spit them back out before they get to my stomach. Words taste like peaches.
John goes fishing.
It was a warm summer day. John Connor decided to go fishing. As a precaution, he brought his killer robot sister girlfriend along.
Cameron was happy that John brought her along. Now that they were finally alone, they could talk about things they both liked. Such as the strengths of different metals. John said that coltan was the best metal. It made her feel special.
While Cameron was carrying all of he gear, John's cell phone vibrated. John was taking a leak, so she answered it.
"Hellooo?" She said, in her John Connor voice.
"COME BUY ME MORE FUD!!! Oh, ps, june 6, in case you didn't think it's me." Replied a flirty Riley.
"I'm spending the day with my sister. SNOOZE U LOOSE, BIATCH!" Cameron hung up the phone.
John came back. Cameron smiled and said, "Men of genius are meteors, intended to burn to light their century. That's what Napoleon said. You're a meteor John."
Then they made out.
To be continued.
Made to be either funny, sarcastic, heartwarming, or offensive.
I haven't decided which one to go with yet.
I'll be putting up new content every few days, as long as my massive supply of genius creativity continues to flow.
December, 2009.
Cameron loved the winter. She loved it almost as much as she loved John. It's easier to track wounded humans when the snow illuminates their blood. She was outside, waiting for a bird to come by, when suddenly, she saw derek.
Now, Derek hadn't showered in awhile, and he'd spent most of his day eating away the pain of his lost love.
"LOLS, LOOK WUT TEH CAT DRAGGED IN," Said Cameron, in a calm tone.
Derek didn't say anything.
Derek tasered Cameron. The evil red light in Cameron's eyes went out, and that was the last she remembered.
TO BE CONTINUED.
A lonely day in pescadero.
I hope the terminators don't get me. They'll kill us all. The food was bad today. The security guards are pervs. The doctor is kinda cute, but the terminators are going to murder him in a few years, so I don't think our relationship will work out well. The walls keep staring at me. I broke my bed so I could attack the security camera. Now skynet can't see me, but I am getting a terrible knot in my back and it's hard to move.I can't go to the physical health doctor here, because he might be one of them. Kyle Reece told me that ozzy ozbourne wrote "Iron man" as a secret message to the resistance fighters. I'M NOT INSANE!!!!!! THEY CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE 4 EVA!!! U CAN'T STOP TEH SIGNAL!!! I've been eating paperclips so I can pick the locks on my handcuffs. It's easier if I spit them back out before they get to my stomach. Words taste like peaches.
John goes fishing.
It was a warm summer day. John Connor decided to go fishing. As a precaution, he brought his killer robot sister girlfriend along.
Cameron was happy that John brought her along. Now that they were finally alone, they could talk about things they both liked. Such as the strengths of different metals. John said that coltan was the best metal. It made her feel special.
While Cameron was carrying all of he gear, John's cell phone vibrated. John was taking a leak, so she answered it.
"Hellooo?" She said, in her John Connor voice.
"COME BUY ME MORE FUD!!! Oh, ps, june 6, in case you didn't think it's me." Replied a flirty Riley.
"I'm spending the day with my sister. SNOOZE U LOOSE, BIATCH!" Cameron hung up the phone.
John came back. Cameron smiled and said, "Men of genius are meteors, intended to burn to light their century. That's what Napoleon said. You're a meteor John."
Then they made out.
To be continued.
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