"poodles are FAR meaner than german shepards. just for future simile reference. ;)"

"im sorry if i mistook what you were saying, but that sounded like you were insulting me and calling me a jerk. if thats not the case im sorry for even bringing that up, but it came off as you calling me cruel while trying to compare yourself to a cute dog. and i didnt respond with any sort of insult back, just found it interesting what you used as those two animals as your example and found humor in it so i thought i would bring it up. and all i said originally was the site is hard to navigate and showed pity for the guy you called a noob so i dont understand the negativity you are throwing at me."

"geez, DUDE, really. about 95% of what i say is in jest. I was making fun of you making fun of me. to keep taking what i say seriously is really starting to wear on me and the threads you're addressing it in. So relax, take a chill pill, and laugh at stuff for a change. dayum."