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Veran
61. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:01 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:01 PM EST
"Know what depresses me? *chugs bottle of Jack Daniels*

The fact that ACTORS are getting more action than me!!!!

*chugs the whole bottle..........collapses, dies of alcohol poisioning*"
Looks like ol' T-1976 needs some wake up juice.

Bring me six gallons of coffee and chilli powder... this is gonna take awhile.
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Akuji
Akuji
62. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:09 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:09 PM EST
"Looks like ol' T-1976 needs some wake up juice.

Bring me six gallons of coffee and chilli powder... this is gonna take awhile."
And the greasiest full english breakfast you can find :P
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General_Mazaki
General_Mazaki
63. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:28 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:28 PM EST
"Know what depresses me? *chugs bottle of Jack Daniels*

The fact that ACTORS are getting more action than me!!!!

*chugs the whole bottle..........collapses, dies of alcohol poisioning*"
*slams bottle of Sam Adams down on table, silverware jumps*

Back in the Nam War, the only action we ever got were them fancy Vietnamese concubines! Now, whenever I see Miss Saigon, the voices in my head tell me to go on stage and beat the hell outta that b*tch! Damn Agent Orange!

*flips off in the direction of Vietnam, then continues drinking*

*proceeds to chug down the last half of the bottle, reaches for another*
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T-1976
T-1976
64. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:42 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:42 PM EST
*staggers off the floor*

Well.......I guess im not dead. Cameron didnt kill me all the way!....hehe :)

I'm still depressed though :(
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Birdman117
Birdman117
65. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:44 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:44 PM EST
"*staggers off the floor*

Well.......I guess im not dead. Cameron didnt kill me all the way!....hehe :)

I'm still depressed though :("
join the club :( oh wait this is the club...
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General_Mazaki
General_Mazaki
66. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:46 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:46 PM EST
"join the club :( oh wait this is the club..."
*looks around*

This is a club?

*starts calling strippers to come over*

Now its a club!

*takes long swig from bottle*
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Akuji
Akuji
67. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:50 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:50 PM EST
"*looks around*

This is a club?

*starts calling strippers to come over*

Now its a club!

*takes long swig from bottle*"
Not sure if the girls in here would approve of that :P

And I think some might even be a little young for that sort of behaviour.

I think before we make any rash decisions we need to get things prior approved by the club owner T-1976, as well as noprodigal since she's the female voice in here and her Uncle works the bar.
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General_Mazaki
General_Mazaki
68. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:54 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:54 PM EST
"Not sure if the girls in here would approve of that :P

And I think some might even be a little young for that sort of behaviour.

I think before we make any rash decisions we need to get things prior approved by the club owner T-1976, as well as noprodigal since she's the female voice in here and her Uncle works the bar."
*laughs like a fool, then takes another swig*

Its called a joke, kid.

My "little finger" hasn't worked in over fifteen years, it don't matter. :)

(I just want to make it clear this is all for humor. I am not a beaten Vietnam Vet.)
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Akuji
Akuji
69. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 9:56 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 9:56 PM EST
"*laughs like a fool, then takes another swig*

Its called a joke, kid.

My "little finger" hasn't worked in over fifteen years, it don't matter. :)

(I just want to make it clear this is all for humor. I am not a beaten Vietnam Vet.)"
I know, I'm merely continuing on... now you gone and ruined it you silly thing.

Now... who's up for a game of scrabble, that's friendly and innocent.
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T-1976
T-1976
70. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 10:03 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 10:03 PM EST
"I know, I'm merely continuing on... now you gone and ruined it you silly thing.

Now... who's up for a game of scrabble, that's friendly and innocent."
How about...............Monopoly!!!!

I call the race car! :)
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General_Mazaki
General_Mazaki
71. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 10:06 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 10:06 PM EST
"I know, I'm merely continuing on... now you gone and ruined it you silly thing.

Now... who's up for a game of scrabble, that's friendly and innocent."
The only silly things were the 2nd lieutenants! By God, you listened to them, you ended up missing three limbs and wondering why you couldn't feel your crotch anymore! *left eye twitches*
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nonprodigal
nonprodigal
72. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 4 2008, 11:52 PM EST | Post edited: Nov 4 2008, 11:52 PM EST
"Not sure if the girls in here would approve of that :P

And I think some might even be a little young for that sort of behaviour.

I think before we make any rash decisions we need to get things prior approved by the club owner T-1976, as well as noprodigal since she's the female voice in here and her Uncle works the bar."
*nonprodigal returns from the ladies room*

why are there monopoly pieces all over the table....and who took the clothes off the bud light girls statuettes?

General Mazaki...are you wearing my jacket?!?

i swear, i leave you boys alone for five minutes!!

BOB, COULD YOU GET T-1976 AN ICEPACK!!?
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T-1976
T-1976
73. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 5 2008, 12:04 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 12:04 AM EST
"*nonprodigal returns from the ladies room*

why are there monopoly pieces all over the table....and who took the clothes off the bud light girls statuettes?

General Mazaki...are you wearing my jacket?!?

i swear, i leave you boys alone for five minutes!!

BOB, COULD YOU GET T-1976 AN ICEPACK!!?"
Yeah! I need one bad! *head throbs* Owwie!

"When nonprodigal is away, the boys will play!" :P

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Jimmy6
Jimmy6
74. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 5 2008, 12:13 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 12:13 AM EST
????

interesting folks, very..... we may need to talk about this role/fantasy play thing much later on. lol.
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nonprodigal
nonprodigal
75. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 5 2008, 12:39 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 12:39 AM EST
"Yeah! I need one bad! *head throbs* Owwie!

"When nonprodigal is away, the boys will play!" :P

"
hahaha
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Birdman117
Birdman117
76. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 5 2008, 12:45 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 12:45 AM EST
I'll take a jack on the rocks

where the hell is the booze? A nice job T-1976 you drank all the Jack. I WANTED SOME! This is why we can't have nice things.
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T-1976
T-1976
77. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 5 2008, 12:47 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 12:47 AM EST
"I'll take a jack on the rocks

where the hell is the booze? A nice job T-1976 you drank all the Jack. I WANTED SOME! This is why we can't have nice things. "
Sorry dude, we're fresh out

*holds mouth open under the tap, while small drips drip in*
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Birdman117
Birdman117
78. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 5 2008, 12:49 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 12:49 AM EST
"Sorry dude, we're fresh out

*holds mouth open under the tap, while small drips drip in* "
oh sweet sweet Jack Daniels. Burns all the way down...

Any Guinness draft? Now that's some good beer.
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nonprodigal
nonprodigal
79. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 5 2008, 1:00 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:00 AM EST
"Sorry dude, we're fresh out

*holds mouth open under the tap, while small drips drip in* "
oh, for the love of.... * turns tap back up, helps limp T-1976 back to his chair*
how about a water hun?

yes, birdman, we have guinness...we have everything...why not
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T-1976
T-1976
80. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink
Nov 5 2008, 1:16 AM EST | Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:16 AM EST
"oh, for the love of.... * turns tap back up, helps limp T-1976 back to his chair*
how about a water hun?

yes, birdman, we have guinness...we have everything...why not"
*dejected*

Ok.

Im sorry, i just need some love and comfort :(
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