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nonprodigal	81. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 1:57 AM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:57 AM EST "dejected Ok. Im sorry, i just need some love and comfort :( " nah, don't be dejected. we're all friends here rubs T-1976's back we all have rough patches when we need some love and confort.....i just don't need to stay all night cleaning saliva off the drink spouts.......again. ;-P Post reply Do you find this valuable?
sidspappy	82. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 2:09 AM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 2:09 AM EST "nah, don't be dejected. we're all friends here rubs T-1976's back we all have rough patches when we need some love and confort.....i just don't need to stay all night cleaning saliva off the drink spouts.......again. ;-P" Man...looks like a bar fight happened in here. And why are all the bar taps slimy? Where did all the strippers go? Oh, got here too late, huh? Oh, well (turns over fallen chair and sits). Okay, what have you guys got here that hasn't had someone's mouth on it already? (Opens bag and pulls out...) Who's up for some Terminator Monopoly? I call the Cameron piece! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
nonprodigal	83. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 2:22 AM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 2:22 AM EST "Man...looks like a bar fight happened in here. And why are all the bar taps slimy? Where did all the strippers go? Oh, got here too late, huh? Oh, well (turns over fallen chair and sits). Okay, what have you guys got here that hasn't had someone's mouth on it already? (Opens bag and pulls out...) Who's up for some Terminator Monopoly? I call the Cameron piece!" SIDSPAPPYYY!! riight? riiight? =-) Post reply Do you find this valuable?
alexplumlee	84. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 2:26 AM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 2:26 AM EST "nah, don't be dejected. we're all friends here rubs T-1976's back we all have rough patches when we need some love and confort.....i just don't need to stay all night cleaning saliva off the drink spouts.......again. ;-P" Broke so i am having a rough patch right now...I had to buy swedka vodka instead of my usual fine white grape vodka Ciroc, but it still does the trick. times are tough though. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
sidspappy	85. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 4:46 AM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 4:46 AM EST "SIDSPAPPYYY!! riight? riiight? =-)" Oh, yeah!!! Someone got it! I raise my glass of Diet Pepsi to you, dear! Now, I'll just plop my fat butt onto this barstool here...anyone got some S1 DVDs they can pop in this here TV so I can watch? Better yet, hope this has a DVR on it (fiddles with remote). Yeah. I'm gonna watch "Brothers of Nablus" again. Everyone else good? Post reply Do you find this valuable?
General_Mazaki	86. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 1:04 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:04 PM EST "nonprodigal returns from the ladies room why are there monopoly pieces all over the table....and who took the clothes off the bud light girls statuettes? General Mazaki...are you wearing my jacket?!? i swear, i leave you boys alone for five minutes!! BOB, COULD YOU GET T-1976 AN ICEPACK!!?" But I like ur jacket! hiccups, then proceeds to crush beer can on head Post reply Do you find this valuable?
General_Mazaki	87. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 1:08 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:08 PM EST "Man...looks like a bar fight happened in here. And why are all the bar taps slimy? Where did all the strippers go? Oh, got here too late, huh? Oh, well (turns over fallen chair and sits). Okay, what have you guys got here that hasn't had someone's mouth on it already? (Opens bag and pulls out...) Who's up for some Terminator Monopoly? I call the Cameron piece!" The only things left with no saliva on them is the tonic water, and the rum. You want some rum? :) BREAKS OUT THE CAPTAIN MORGAN, UNCLE BOB!!! collapses from drunkenness. Gets back up I'm okay, I'm hiccup okay. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
sidspappy	88. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 1:38 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:38 PM EST "The only things left with no saliva on them is the tonic water, and the rum. You want some rum? :) BREAKS OUT THE CAPTAIN MORGAN, UNCLE BOB!!! collapses from drunkenness. Gets back up I'm okay, I'm hiccup okay." If I take some of the Captain Morgan, do I have to lift my leg up, like in the commercials? Maybe some tonic water then. Somebody's gotta be the designated driver in this mess, right? Post reply Do you find this valuable?
MyImmortal	89. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 1:41 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:41 PM EST God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Veran	90. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 1:50 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:50 PM EST cracks open a fortune cookie and reads note "Love will come in the form of brown eyes and shiny metal" tosses fortune on the pile Little late for that, I met that sweet cyber-girl back in February. Hey, who do I have to beat with a pool cue to get a Strongbow around here... Hello? wakes up in the guy's restroom, sitting on a toilet WTF? Post reply Do you find this valuable?
General_Mazaki	91. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 1:50 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:50 PM EST "If I take some of the Captain Morgan, do I have to lift my leg up, like in the commercials? Maybe some tonic water then. Somebody's gotta be the designated driver in this mess, right?" Only if you want some babe to sit on it. :) Are you kidding? Designated Driver? What is this, the Army? Back in the Nam, we'd take freakin' TURNS driving drunk! It was the funnest damn thing to do! takes another swig from Sam Adams Post reply Do you find this valuable?
sidspappy	92. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 1:59 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 1:59 PM EST "Only if you want some babe to sit on it. :) Are you kidding? Designated Driver? What is this, the Army? Back in the Nam, we'd take freakin' TURNS driving drunk! It was the funnest damn thing to do! takes another swig from Sam Adams" I forgot about the babes! Well let me do some squats first to warm up. Think anyone can convince Summer or Lena to drop in and sit on my Captain Morgan leg? Heck yes, designated driver! In the Nam, if you crashed, you only took out your idiot drunken buddies in the Jeep, or some poor water buffalo, or if you were really unlucky, the soldier on guard at the base gate. Now, back in the World, you'd crash into my teenage son or daughter crossing the road on the light. That's not cool. But the consolation is that I'll let you get as stinkin drunk as you want. Just don't puke on floor of my new dark red Mini Cooper I've named "Luca." Okay, ready for the Captain Morgan (takes a swig, lifts leg...then promptly falls over). Oops, someone else is gonna have to be the DD now... Post reply Do you find this valuable?
jaquio	93. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 2:04 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 2:04 PM EST "cracks open a fortune cookie and reads note "Love will come in the form of brown eyes and shiny metal"" you forgot...IN BED Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Veran	94. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 2:06 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 2:06 PM EST "I forgot about the babes! Well let me do some squats first to warm up. Think anyone can convince Summer or Lena to drop in and sit on my Captain Morgan leg? Heck yes, designated driver! In the Nam, if you crashed, you only took out your idiot drunken buddies in the Jeep, or some poor water buffalo, or if you were really unlucky, the soldier on guard at the base gate. Now, back in the World, you'd crash into my teenage son or daughter crossing the road on the light. That's not cool. But the consolation is that I'll let you get as stinkin drunk as you want. Just don't puke on floor of my new dark red Mini Cooper I've named "Luca." Okay, ready for the Captain Morgan (takes a swig, lifts leg...then promptly falls over). Oops, someone else is gonna have to be the DD now..." emerges from the men's room to find sidspappy on the floor Riiight... I guess we need a new DD. Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Akuji	95. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 3:37 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 3:37 PM EST "cracks open a fortune cookie and reads note "Love will come in the form of brown eyes and shiny metal" tosses fortune on the pile Little late for that, I met that sweet cyber-girl back in February. Hey, who do I have to beat with a pool cue to get a Strongbow around here... Hello? wakes up in the guy's restroom, sitting on a toilet WTF?" Pours Veran and myself a strongbow Where's Bob anyhoo? I don't mind pouring my own drinks, but what are we paying him for? So, when we all gonna sit around in a big circle and discuss our problems? Though going on recent activities I think we should rename this to an Alcoholic's Anonymous meeting :P Post reply Do you find this valuable?
General_Mazaki	96. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 3:38 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 3:38 PM EST "I forgot about the babes! Well let me do some squats first to warm up. Think anyone can convince Summer or Lena to drop in and sit on my Captain Morgan leg? Heck yes, designated driver! In the Nam, if you crashed, you only took out your idiot drunken buddies in the Jeep, or some poor water buffalo, or if you were really unlucky, the soldier on guard at the base gate. Now, back in the World, you'd crash into my teenage son or daughter crossing the road on the light. That's not cool. But the consolation is that I'll let you get as stinkin drunk as you want. Just don't puke on floor of my new dark red Mini Cooper I've named "Luca." Okay, ready for the Captain Morgan (takes a swig, lifts leg...then promptly falls over). Oops, someone else is gonna have to be the DD now..." Hell, I learned how to drive drunk in the Nam! grabs keys from sidspappy, goes and totals Luca, then pukes all over door of car Whoops. Well, I guess I forgot to mention that Jeeps back in Nam actually had some tough to em'. You fancy democrat with your little Mini! I could mow down ten pedestrians in a Nam Jeep before slowing down! Hell, you should have seen them Vietcong run when I came gunnin' through the jungle in a Jeep with a squad of drunk men! I'd be screamin' "RUUUUNNNNN MONKEYS, RUUUUNNN!!!" Then I'd chug down half my rum, whip out my .45 and just start shooting like I've got unlimited ammo at my disposal! Ah, good times, good times... Until Bubba got caught in the eye by a branch. Of course, since we were drunk, we just laughed and kept on goin', leaving poor Bubba hangin' from a tree by his eye! Of course, he was drunk too, so the dumbass probably never felt a thing! laughes like a redneck, slaps knee, then takes another swig of rum Post reply Do you find this valuable?
commanderchang	97. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 3:41 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 3:41 PM EST I love all you guys man, Peace! oh this isnt a hash bar, My bad...I'm hungry! Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Birdman117	98. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 3:51 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 3:51 PM EST You get anymore Jack yet T-1976? raises glass Here's to all the happy times at the Lonely Heart's club! Now where the hell is Sargent Pepper? Post reply Do you find this valuable?
T-1976	99. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 4:20 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 4:20 PM EST "You get anymore Jack yet T-1976? raises glass Here's to all the happy times at the Lonely Heart's club! Now where the hell is Sargent Pepper? " Yep......here ya go! hands over the bottle in a brown paper bag racks up the balls on the pool table, prepares for game Post reply Do you find this valuable?
Birdman117	100. RE: Club Lonely Hearts--Come in, have a drink Nov 5 2008, 4:23 PM EST \| Post edited: Nov 5 2008, 4:23 PM EST "Yep......here ya go! hands over the bottle in a brown paper bag racks up the balls on the pool table, prepares for game" Oh baby! Nothing nice a glass of Jack to get you going. Post reply Do you find this valuable?

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