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40. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 11:42 AM EDT
Dear Diary,I wonder if John or Sarah have noticed all the money that has gone missing from the "Pancakes" jar. I have tried to be as discreet with my thievery, but fear they are starting to catch on to me. I swear to my RAM and Front Side Bus, that It was all worth. Sarah doesn't give me an allowance the way she does for her little boy. And I need a way to buy my new girlfriend at the library , donuts, for our late night hangouts. Anyway, my sensors detect that Derek is staring at me again. So its time for me to go and chew on something. According to SKYNET, The best way to distract Derek is to just eat something. That or twinkling my eyes at him, jogging away until I lead him to a fancy hotel suite where I can seduce him. Love Cam 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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TentoTwenty |
41. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 11:47 AM EDT
"Dear Diary,LMFAO Brilliant. 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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42. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 12:22 PM EDT
Dear Diary,I just finished hacking into Summer-Glau.Net. Program execute LMFAO. Now I am just sitting back, eating some french fries, and having a good laugh reading about it all over on the WIKI. I pwn Summer Glau. Love The Cammer 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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MetalShifter |
43. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 12:22 PM EDT
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Dear Derek,I feel so sad. We had no change to say good bye. I know you were jealous all the time and you were so damn right. This childish Johnny is such fool! I told him to check my "power device" and gave him a knife to spice up the situation a little. Guess what this jerk did do? Instead of cutting off my trousers this fool cut right into my chest! OMG, can you imagine that??? First I thought that this would turn him on or something like that, but then he reached inside of me and felt cold metal. Surprise!?!? Well, done John! If he ever had a night with Riley, he would surely have killed her!! WTF, hello John!?!? If you want to warm up the heart of a woman you don't take the direct way through the chest!!! Shit! Then this damn guy even wondered why I wasn't in the mood anymore?? Can you believe that? The whole bed was a bloody mess!! What a childish rookie!! Sarah had better thaught him more usefull things instead of running around with a gun. What's your gun worth for Johnny - heee?? - when you don't even have an idea how to use it??? Oh man! Derek you are the love of my life, you are a real man! I miss you so much! I have decided to give my chip to John Henry, cause I think will not get anywhere with Johnny. Shit! If I wanted to raise little childish boys I wouldn't have become a Terminatrix. You would understand me Derek!!! It's everything sooo damn messed up! Love, Cam 0 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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TentoTwenty |
44. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 12:28 PM EDT
"Dear Derek,Awesome man. 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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45. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 12:30 PM EDT
Dear Diary,Sarah is just staring at me today, again. There are days when she can just sit there shining her guns, making pancakes, whatever, and just stare at me without blinking fr hours on end. I think she is Jealous of me!!! Love Hammerin Cameron 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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TentoTwenty |
46. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 12:36 PM EDT
"Dear Diary,LMMFAO This is the best one yet. 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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Alexsw |
47. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 1:13 PM EDT
"Dear Derek,One mistake... The knife wasn't for the trousers. Cam is a virgin! 0 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
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MetalShifter |
48. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 1:15 PM EDT
"One mistake...*OUCH* Virgin Alert! 0 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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#87 |
49. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 2:51 PM EDT
Dear DiaryIT WORKED!!! I got Sarah and John to fall for my Streakers stunt. Cromartie smashing the bank door with its Metal fist, was a great touch. Oh my Skynet, if you could have seen the faces of those two two when they realized theyre were fully naked, in front of the entire Los Angeles driving population. Sarah has a nice body, shhhh dont tell anyone. Love Cameron 0 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you? |
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50. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 30 2009, 6:15 PM EDT
When Cam was writing a note in the kitchen in Dungeons & Dragons, maybe she was writing this note to someone very important to her who died: future John.Dear John, So sad you are dead, killed by a T850 you thought you could trust. I was by your side for so many years, but I never told you how much I loved you. I was your loyal second in command and your confidante. I never told you how horrible I felt when you had other girlfriends, like Riley and Kate. My heart was broken so many times. You know my life was dedicated to you. You were my mission, my reason for being. You were my everything. I am so sad you are gone now. Except for our time in the Red Valley High School in New Mexico, you had always thought of me as a machine, a mere robot. You don't know how depressed you made me feel. And your mother and your Uncle Derek just made it worse. I began to think of myself like I was a nothing, like just a toaster. But I had feelings, too. I cried every night just thinking about it. I tried to tell you later, but you kept ignoring me. You hardened your thoughts about me, and your heart became cold. Cold. I tried to do everything you wanted. I tried to make you happy with me. I saved your life. I gave you good advice. I got into the bed with you. I had you cut me open so you could feel my heart. But you ignored my feelings. In the end, I had to leave. I had a mission priority to hook up with the Third Faction, with John Henry. I couldn't stay with you. I wanted to stay with you, my love, but my orders required me to give up my chip to John Henry. I hope we can see each other again. I hope I have another chance to win your heart. Don't forget me. Forgive me for abandoning you. I'm sorry John, I'm sorry John. I'm sorry John . . . All My Love, Cameron 3 out of 6 found this valuable. Do you? |
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52. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jul 1 2009, 2:16 PM EDT
Dear DiarySarah smacked me today. I have to admit, I liked it. It made me feel alive. Love Cammy 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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53. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jul 1 2009, 3:47 PM EDT
Dear Fratboys,this is Cameron, the naked girl you encountered on the highway shortly before your expiration dates were due. I have no idea what your names were, but we needed the clothes. After buying some better garbs with Derek's diamonds we had to burn them naturally. See, your deaths were not pointless after all. Love Cameron Do you find this valuable? |
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TentoTwenty |
54. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jul 1 2009, 3:49 PM EDT
"Dear DiaryGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :) Do you find this valuable? |
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55. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jul 1 2009, 3:57 PM EDT
"Dear Fratboys,HAHA, that serves them right for drinking and driving, and then driving into , a dead end! Seriosuly where the hell were those idiots driving. Do you find this valuable? |
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56. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jul 1 2009, 4:50 PM EDT
"HAHA, that serves them right for drinking and driving, and then driving into , a dead end!Most cops would say that those boys were looking for a private location where they could do some kind of drugs without fear of discovery. Like, get high and spend the night in the car, away from parents, dorm monitors, etc. Do you find this valuable? |
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57. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jul 1 2009, 5:06 PM EDT
"Oh.. well, don't worry. I'd unload it first anyway."Must you, i think it would be funny to see Scot particles flying all over the place. Do you find this valuable? |
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#87 |
58. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jul 1 2009, 5:09 PM EDT
"Most cops would say that those boys were looking for a private location where they could do some kind of drugs without fear of discovery. Like, get high and spend the night in the car, away from parents, dorm monitors, etc."Which is why if your going to do drugs, do them at home.or rent a motel. Why would they do drugs and drink, in a car, and then park in awell let, closed off part of the freeway in LA. Do you find this valuable? |
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59. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jul 1 2009, 5:14 PM EDT
Dear Diary,I was having pleasant afternoon, according to my Neural Cortex. When All of a sudden a cop ruined my and Chola's afternoon. I think she might be a Terminator too, She never smiles, which is a dead give away. The Officer tried to break me and harass me.He was looking me up and down the whole time, which was making me sick according to my Neural Cortex. I was so close to Terminating him, then Sarah had to ruin the whole thing, with her "Save the Humans" bit. God she is such a killjoy....get it Kill-Joy? Anyway, I guess it was ok. Me and her seem to be bonding. I have calculated an 81 percent chance, she finds me much more head strong and easier to be around, than her Son. John, stayed home and played video games all day long. He needs to get out more. Love That Metal Goddess, Biyatch Do you find this valuable? |