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mr_green |
Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 3:57 PM EDT
I thought it could be fun to speculate on what notes Cameron writes for some of her killings. I'll start off with the guys in the bowling alley."Dear dead burglars, you really aren't too smart are you? Robbing a house fulll of guns and then don't expecting anyone to come looking for you? I am sorry I killed you before I thought about asking what the hell you were going to do with my jacket. I'm dying to know because it's not the right size for any of you fat losers. Anyway the jacket was mine and it was good you returned it before I shot you guys so it didn't get messed up. It's my favourite so I hope you understand. Sincerely, Cameron Baum PS I tried to make it painless, was it effective? DS" She's killed a lot of other people so let's hear it! Also, could we move this thread to a Cameron page? 3 out of 4 found this valuable. Do you?
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Sully889 |
1. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 4:04 PM EDT
Dear Enrique, I didn't want to kill you, but I had to out of necessity. The only way you could be trusted was if you were dead. It's nothing personal. PS, those fake ID's are tight. 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
Cammynator |
2. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 4:09 PM EDT
Dear Cromartie,BOOM HEADSHOT!!! I got you now sucka!!! Do you find this valuable? |
Losa78 |
3. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 4:22 PM EDT
Dear Vick,Your infiltration skills sure were unrivaled, my sibling, but you and ARTIE just weren't meant to last. At least your "memory" and "parts" of you will always be with me. My cyborg regards, Cameron Do you find this valuable? |
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mr_green |
4. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 4:42 PM EDT
New rule. The dead person doesn't have to be someone she killed herself."Dear Charley, John is upset about your death but I have no clue how to cheer him up. I tried to give him a present (a fishing rod) but he just yelled at me again. I tried to sell your boat on eBay but the stupid buyers wouldn't stop asking questions about the bullet holes so we had to torch it. Nice work with the explosives too, but I would have added more bags of nails around them for better shreddage effect. Anyway, I jumped into the water to pick up your M-14 rifle and I'm going to clean it, maybe John will it as a present? If he doesn't I can kill some Kaliba employees like you did with it. I hope that will cheer John up. Sincerely, Cameron Baum" 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
cp442 |
5. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 4:53 PM EDT
Dear guy I left in the minefield, Though I cannot be certain of your termination, probabilistically speaking, you only had a 3.8% chance of escaping the field fully intact. In retrospect, it would have been a far kinder and swifter dispatching had I simply punched you in the medulla oblongata. In death, you can find solace in knowing that I shall send your brethren to join you in a more humane manner. Sociopathically sincerely yours, CP 1 out of 1 found this valuable. Do you? |
by.SkyNet |
6. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 5:28 PM EDT
Make this into a Crack fic, Such as Cameron's Diary, Would be as popular
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#87 |
7. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 5:33 PM EDT
| Post edited: Jun 30 2009, 12:59 AM EDT
"I thought it could be fun to speculate on what notes Cameron writes for some of her killings. I'll start off with the guys in the bowling alley.Terminator Log, 2009 Dear Diary That damn pigeon took a dump on me again. I realy want to kill that flying rat, but Sarah will not let me. God, if only Sarah knew what kind of a thread that organic flying disease trap really was. I'm so happy I am not human. Terminators do not feel the need to go number two on others heads. Why does this bird, think it was a right to? Sincerely Cameron Do you find this valuable? |
TOK792 |
8. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 5:40 PM EDT
Dear Kaliba Goon,I'm sorry I choked the life out of you and snapped your neck like kindling, but it certainly was NOT my shower time. I put a lot of time and processing effort into applying that sexy mascara to lure John into my sumptiously mechanical embrace, and I do NOT appreciate having it ruined simply so you can remove my chip for kicks. Sincerely, Cameron PS: I also don't take kindly to being electrocuted. My hair was a static mess afterwards, and it's the hardest part to get right. 5 out of 5 found this valuable. Do you? |
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cp442 |
9. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 6:01 PM EDT
Dearest Louboutins,Though you technically cannot be dead, as you were never alive, I still feel compelled to dedicate this missive in your memory. I apologize for having to use you as an implement in the destruction of the Pretzelator. CP Do you find this valuable? |
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mr_green |
10. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 6:37 PM EDT
"Dear Allison. Sorry I had to kill you but it was nothing personal, just another mission. It would have freaked out John really bad to have both of us pay him a visit, don't you think? Too bad humans have a hard time with us metals in hand-to-hand combat. Anyhow I'm happy that you were really hot because if you had been fat and ugly I couldn't have made John fall in love with me and our ratings would have been far worse. The hair is a bitch to clean though. Hope to meet you in Season 3 again in the alternate timeline and that I won't have to kill you a second time. I'm going over to the WB studio to make sure it doesn't happen again. The first kill is the hardest and you were my first.Sincerely Cameron PS did you know that Skynet did 200 copies of me. That freaked me out. DS" Do you find this valuable? |
TermFan1980 |
11. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 9:02 PM EDT
Dear Jody,Sorry I... wait. crap. *stab stab stab* Dear Jody... 3 out of 3 found this valuable. Do you? |
Akuji |
12. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 9:58 PM EDT
Dear PancakeI'm sorry I eated you :( It was nothing personal, just part of my cover to piss Derek off and lure John to my love nest. P.S. You tasted worse than 3 day old Coyote. Do you find this valuable? |
wilson_low |
13. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 10:19 PM EDT
Oh, i like this thread! Funny as...
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R.Daneel_Olivaw |
14. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 10:43 PM EDT
Myron Stark:Gotta say, awesome job on your mission. Mowing down rows of cops with those primitive Thompson guns in the interest of robbing banks is the kind of mission a Terminator hopes for when being sent to the past. . Sorry I had to pull you out of the wall and kill you before you achieved your objective, but Skynet fucked you pretty hard. So hard its just not fair. I hold your memory close to me. Literally. Do you find this valuable? |
TentoTwenty |
15. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 10:49 PM EDT
Dear RoseyI terminated you because you looked like those old rubber Terminators no humans ever felt for, you were a substandard piece of Metal and I am a Metal serial killer. I rather enjoyed jabbing you in the eye and John was pleased to learn that your chip self destructed. Cameron. Do you find this valuable? |
ml805 |
16. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 11:05 PM EDT
"Oh, i like this thread! Funny as..."Agreed, this is great! Do you find this valuable? |
termi-ninja-tor |
17. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 11:14 PM EDT
Dear Andrew Goode,I did not kill you, and I mourn your death. Your death was pointless, because your Turk 2 was already made and taken away by your Russian partner. You had nothing left to do with it. I would not have killed you because your death did not make any difference to anything. I know you like Sarah Connor. Maybe you loved her. You would have been a good friend, if you had only had a chance. You should have lived, but you got involved with the wrong people. Not only did your Russian partner steal your computer, but your girlfriend Sarah burned your house down and destroyed your first computer. Even worse, one of your best friends from the future, Derek Reese, came back in time and killed you too late, when there was no point in your death any more. I want you to know that I don't like Derek. He is too emotional. And he is willing to go all the way with his beliefs. The combination of these is what caused him to kill you. I want to kill Derek myself because I think there is a chance he could endanger the Connors. But I will not kill him because John and Sarah would be unhappy if I did. I predict that sometime in the future, somebody will kill Derek in an inglorious way. That will be your revenge. You have led a troubled life. May you rest in peace. Cameron 2 out of 2 found this valuable. Do you? |
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R.Daneel_Olivaw |
18. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 11:21 PM EDT
" I hold your memory close to me.And by that I mean your chip is still in my back pocket. Do you find this valuable? |
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cp442 |
19. RE: Cameron writes to the dead
Jun 29 2009, 11:22 PM EDT
"And by that I mean your chip is still in my back pocket."Yeah yeah, RDO, we're not that daft. Do you find this valuable? |
