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Enora Googleplex and Cranioid in action!Design Specifications:

Prototypes: Nordictrac 1979 and Brain Sphincter-beerboy

Succeded by: Currently top of the line/ bottom of the heap

Physical appearance: Frolicking do-littles

Artificial Intellegence Factors: Endowed with space-age gas-powered plasma processor, but has no self control and high guilt ratio

Design mods from previous models: New power ringlets and ability to procreate new Terminators. Combined debt to equity ratio drastically higher.

Design Flaws: While too many to list, flaws include hamstring malfunction in sprint mode and the ankles of a woman with an AARP card.

Development History: Designed to be sent back in time to perform reconnaissance on human brewing techniques as well as every conceiveable vacation spot so that Terminator robots of the future can reconstruct holiday getaways for themselves after all humans are annihilated, save a few cabana boys.

Capabilities: Locating tender, meaty morsels, destroying pizza, forcing customer service representatives to do their bidding at any cost.

Combat role/ mode: These happy-go-lucky Terminators will run for their lives if attacked, likely falling along the way - to their untimely demise.

How this Terminator infiltrates: Through use of impressive lines of credit, programming in southern corporate colloquialisms, and indelible cyborg beauty techniques.

Trademark Attack Style: "Hey, miss waitress which one of these menu items do you think is better?"

Casualty Count: Countless apertifs

Best lines: I think I need a sharp stick and some sweet oil for this!

Best Scenes: Stairwell mooning disaster, 50 yard dash travesty.

Demise: Surprisingly none yet, even after several bouts of serious traveler's diarrhea, known to cause fatal rear-rust in this series.
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Model/ Series info: Enora Googleplex and Craniod

AKA(s): Doofus and Young 'Un

Featured in: Trekking with Terminators - A Travel Channel Miniseries

Created By: Skynet - Boxwood Plant

Special Effects: Rear-exhaust flamethrower, power ringlets, multi-deal searching, incredible vocal stamina

Played By: These Terminators are REAL. Please be on the lookout. While they may appear to be loving beachgoers, they are part of the plan to turn us all into waitstaff for their fruity seaside beverages. Well played!!!


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